the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Drunk is not a location!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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