u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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