Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Dicks are not precious.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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