morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize
