Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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