ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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