i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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