your thong is hanging out like whoa
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
