My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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