Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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