a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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