how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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