I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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