I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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