did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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