ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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