he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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