We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
i believe in u and ur pee
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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