Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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