I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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