Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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