You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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