Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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