just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
