Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
its liver damage thursday
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