Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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