Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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