thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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