we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I just had sex on a roof
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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