Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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