where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
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