Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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