she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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