he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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