If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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