I'm going to jail i love you
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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