he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
farters have to be the big spoon...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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