oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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