Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm going to jail i love you
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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