its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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