It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
