who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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