I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
you never un-have a 4some
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