when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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