So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
well you can't waste a boner
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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