This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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