these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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