wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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