So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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