Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
