so explain again why im purple
no
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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