Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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