Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Come share oat with me in your robe
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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