whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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