she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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