i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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