I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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