is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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