3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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